Him: You made this?
Me: Yes.
Him: Homemade?
Me: Yes.
Him: Are you married?
Me: (Insert nervous laughter) What. No.
Him: That is a shame and hard to believe. This could work ... not with me, I am married - err, I could set you up with someone.
Are you implying that my cooking skills are going to waste because I am unmarried? DEALBREAKER.
